Thursday, October 29, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "Witches Coven"


WITCHES COVEN
The annual Witches Coven meeting was in progress
and Griselda, the Head Witch addressed the crowd.
"Flights to the Northwest sector will be cut by
150 miles."
"Flyovers will be cut by 15 minutes. Any questions?
Brooms ready?"
"OK, now dust off the potion bottles, put on your hats
and give em HELL sisters!"
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Any of you ghouls, witches/warlocks have a 55 go on over to check in with the g-man at Mr. Know-It-All...he'll be waiting for ya! And, so will we....

Friday, October 23, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "DAMN STINK BUGS"

"DAMN STINK BUGS"

Nana Gibson sat on the porch cussing up a storm.
"Damn these pesky stink bugs. Why so many this year?"
Plague? She wondered.

She noticed the sheriff coming up the drive.
"Damn him too," she yelled.

His visit could cause her problems.
You see her "Damn" crop was almost ready
to harvest.

Damn stink bugs...


If you have a "damn" 55 story go over to see the g-man at Mr. KnowItAll and let him know you have a "damn" thing...

Thursday, October 15, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "Lady In Waiting"

This 55 is inspired by the g-man's Tuesday TMI post. It was about King Henry VIII.
If you haven't read it, you should! If you have a 55 to post please go see the g-man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know...


Lady In Waiting

I am bound to obey and serve...
to serve the Queen and the King, if need be.

To be useful in all that I do...
to be available at any given moment.

I am of certain virtue, wisdom and gentleness.

I am summoned to see the KING!

I enter, caustiously...
Into the foul smelling chamber.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "The Winner"

"The Winner"

Billy Bob was so anxious to see Thelma Lou
that he almost forgot his Skool.
Billy Bob would refrain from chewing until
the end of the night.

It was County Fair time and there was excitement
in the air.

For tonight Billy Bob would enter
Thelma Lou in the
Biggest Pig competition...
And surely win!


If you have a 55 go see the g-man at Mr. Know-It-All and join in the fun!

Friday, October 2, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "Ground Control to Major Tom"

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

"Ground control to Major Tom"...

That song played in his head as he looked up at the night sky.

It was only a week ago that he saw something fly by with

blinking lights.

He was not a believer in UFO's, but something was very

different about that craft...

Something was very different about today!

If you have a 55 to share, post it and drop by the g-man at Mr. KnowItAll, to let him know.