Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

FFF 55 - "The Layover"



The ship was in a holding pattern above the moon.
Lt. Jacobs instructed the crew to buckle up and get ready
for landing.

He knew it would be a few hours before the next long flight to Mars.

He was happy to be going home. This last trip was wearing him down,
dealing with these prisoners.



If you have your own 55 fly over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know you are visiting!

Friday, April 29, 2011

FFF 55 - "Royal Nap"



Mrs. Tidwell switched on the telly and adjusted the royal blue lap blanket.


The silver tray was set with just the right amount of snacks.


It didn't matter that she had to watch the show at 3 am.



She was fascinated with Royalty.

Her eyes slowly closed...and finally opened.



To the sound of the singing birds.







If you have a "Royal 55" of your own please go visit The Lord G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All!

Friday, April 15, 2011

FFF 55 - "Old Tree - No More"

The city maintenance workers enjoyed the Spring morning. After downing their coffees they decided to attack the job at hand. They started with the cherry blossom trees under the train trestle. Jose and Orlando crossed the street and started cutting into the Old Tree. Upon it's felling they heard the words...NO ALTO! NO MAS!! If you have chopped out your own 55 ...go see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All!

Friday, April 8, 2011

FFF 55 - "Orange"

Driving home last night I encountered an orange balloon. It traversed the lanes right in front of me... It traveled from the left turn lane over to the right. I could not contain my wonderment at such a lovely move. Was this a sign from the heavens above? Or just an escapee from some party... If you plan to escape and do your own "55" just travel over to the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and tell him you joined in the party!

Friday, March 11, 2011

FFF 55 - Josie against the Norm


The daffodils were blooming, the robins were singing and the calendar inched
closer to Springtime...Daylights Saving time ahead!
Josie refused to believe that Winter was over. She enjoyed the darkness,
cold and damp. She rejoiced at the sight of clouds and snow.
Josie was always of a different opinion. She always went against the norm.
If you have a 55 of your own...go spring on over to the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know about your words of wisdom.

Friday, February 25, 2011

FFF - 55 Double Talk or L&J = C&C

When thinking of L & J the letter "C" comes to mind.
The Con-Man and the Crazy Bitch!

It was surely faith that brought these two sub-humans together.
How could we not have noticed that "Black Cloud" surrounding them!

"J" with all her medications and acts of delusion.
"L" with his martini's, debauchery and Double Talk!


If you have some double talk of your own, put down the martini and give the G-Man a visit at "Mr. Know-It-All".
We welcome all the "55" crazies...

Monday, February 14, 2011

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL

To all my FFF friends and anyone else who pops in to visit...Have a sweet day and I hope you get to share it with someone you love!

Friday, February 4, 2011

FFF - 55 "Miserable"

She was a miserable, angry person...
She was always in a foul mood and her tone was always
condescending when speaking to others.

None of the co-workers would answer her back.
Or stand up to her...she was worse than Scrouge.

One day, she finally broke down and cried...
The Voodoo Doll finally worked!

If you have your own 55 word tale to tell go and see the G-Man first at Mr. Know-It-All.

Friday, January 21, 2011

FFF - "On the Limb"

The Bird sat on the limb...pensively watching the movements below.
This time of the morning, only a few humans were up and about...

The Bird moved slightly as the wind picked up and the branches swayed in the breeze.

He decided to take off...fly only a few miles.
But not quite just yet!

If you have your own 55 fly on over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and tweet tweet him your story.

Friday, January 14, 2011

FFF-55 "Rants and Ramblings"


They came at me from left field...
I want to bang my head and start all over.
Who do they think they are!!
I want to know who the rat is and why now?
Don't they realize I'm dealing with a difficult situation...
Ah, the nit picking begins and they bleed me dry.
Bastards!!
If you have a rant and a rambling of your own..make it 55 words and go and see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All.

Friday, January 7, 2011

FFF-55 "The End of the World...as we know it."

Joey: Hey, did you know the world will end in May?

Mairy: No. Where did you get that?

Joey: Some religious kook said so...

Mairy: Well, then I guess I better have a big party with all my friends!

Joey: And then what?

Mairy: Get my VISA and go shopping , of course!

Joey: Of course...


If you have your own apocalyptic 55 then go see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know you exist...before it's too late!