Friday, October 23, 2009

FLASH 55 FICTION FRIDAY - "DAMN STINK BUGS"

"DAMN STINK BUGS"

Nana Gibson sat on the porch cussing up a storm.
"Damn these pesky stink bugs. Why so many this year?"
Plague? She wondered.

She noticed the sheriff coming up the drive.
"Damn him too," she yelled.

His visit could cause her problems.
You see her "Damn" crop was almost ready
to harvest.

Damn stink bugs...


If you have a "damn" 55 story go over to see the g-man at Mr. KnowItAll and let him know you have a "damn" thing...

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stinkin' good tale this week!

You'll find my 55 here:

Friday Flash 55 ~ Drifting.

Enjoy your weekend,

Chef Kar

Dulçe ♥ said...

hee hee. You are good! I love your side bar too!
Thanks for coming by again!
Excellent 55!

Brian Miller said...

haha. medicinal of course. the stink bugs have been horrendous...i though they took the place of the lady bugs this year, but with the warm streak this week the LB came out in droves...ack!

great 55! mine is up!

Akelamalu said...

Oh she's in trouble now!!!
LOL great 55 Lulda.

Mine's up too.

Jayme Malvagio said...

lol, I didn't see that coming... Nicely done. Thanks for the comment on my 55. :)

Maude Lynn said...

Damn fine 55!

Zuzana said...

You write so well:;) The two pictures on the top right are hilarious:;)
Have a lovely weekend.;)
xo

Susan at Stony River said...

That damn Nana was good enough on her own -- the "crop" is a brilliant kick in the pants! I love it when I laugh out loud at a story, thank you for that!!

One Prayer Girl said...

Sounds like Nana was having a day like I had yesterday. Mine was a crazy day. Her's is a damn day. :)

Great 55.

PG

G-Man said...

My Glaucoma Medicine!!!!!
And I hate Stink Bugs!
Excellent 55 Lulda Dear.
You always make me smile...
Thanks for playing, and thanks for visiting...Have a Kick-Ass Week-End....G

the walking man said...

Sounds like NORML needs be called to help with the harvest.

Mona said...

there is a age, when everything is cussed!

jason said...

I really hate stink bugs, they really are a pain in my head, they infest in our crops. ate the leaves and fruits. that is why I need to have a solution on how to get rid of these pests.