Friday, June 3, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

FFF 55 - "The Layover"



The ship was in a holding pattern above the moon.
Lt. Jacobs instructed the crew to buckle up and get ready
for landing.

He knew it would be a few hours before the next long flight to Mars.

He was happy to be going home. This last trip was wearing him down,
dealing with these prisoners.



If you have your own 55 fly over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know you are visiting!

Friday, April 29, 2011

FFF 55 - "Royal Nap"



Mrs. Tidwell switched on the telly and adjusted the royal blue lap blanket.


The silver tray was set with just the right amount of snacks.


It didn't matter that she had to watch the show at 3 am.



She was fascinated with Royalty.

Her eyes slowly closed...and finally opened.



To the sound of the singing birds.







If you have a "Royal 55" of your own please go visit The Lord G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All!

Friday, April 15, 2011

FFF 55 - "Old Tree - No More"

The city maintenance workers enjoyed the Spring morning. After downing their coffees they decided to attack the job at hand. They started with the cherry blossom trees under the train trestle. Jose and Orlando crossed the street and started cutting into the Old Tree. Upon it's felling they heard the words...NO ALTO! NO MAS!! If you have chopped out your own 55 ...go see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All!

Friday, April 8, 2011

FFF 55 - "Orange"

Driving home last night I encountered an orange balloon. It traversed the lanes right in front of me... It traveled from the left turn lane over to the right. I could not contain my wonderment at such a lovely move. Was this a sign from the heavens above? Or just an escapee from some party... If you plan to escape and do your own "55" just travel over to the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and tell him you joined in the party!

Friday, March 11, 2011

FFF 55 - Josie against the Norm


The daffodils were blooming, the robins were singing and the calendar inched
closer to Springtime...Daylights Saving time ahead!
Josie refused to believe that Winter was over. She enjoyed the darkness,
cold and damp. She rejoiced at the sight of clouds and snow.
Josie was always of a different opinion. She always went against the norm.
If you have a 55 of your own...go spring on over to the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know about your words of wisdom.

Friday, February 25, 2011

FFF - 55 Double Talk or L&J = C&C

When thinking of L & J the letter "C" comes to mind.
The Con-Man and the Crazy Bitch!

It was surely faith that brought these two sub-humans together.
How could we not have noticed that "Black Cloud" surrounding them!

"J" with all her medications and acts of delusion.
"L" with his martini's, debauchery and Double Talk!


If you have some double talk of your own, put down the martini and give the G-Man a visit at "Mr. Know-It-All".
We welcome all the "55" crazies...

Monday, February 14, 2011

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL

To all my FFF friends and anyone else who pops in to visit...Have a sweet day and I hope you get to share it with someone you love!

Friday, February 4, 2011

FFF - 55 "Miserable"

She was a miserable, angry person...
She was always in a foul mood and her tone was always
condescending when speaking to others.

None of the co-workers would answer her back.
Or stand up to her...she was worse than Scrouge.

One day, she finally broke down and cried...
The Voodoo Doll finally worked!

If you have your own 55 word tale to tell go and see the G-Man first at Mr. Know-It-All.

Friday, January 21, 2011

FFF - "On the Limb"

The Bird sat on the limb...pensively watching the movements below.
This time of the morning, only a few humans were up and about...

The Bird moved slightly as the wind picked up and the branches swayed in the breeze.

He decided to take off...fly only a few miles.
But not quite just yet!

If you have your own 55 fly on over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and tweet tweet him your story.

Friday, January 14, 2011

FFF-55 "Rants and Ramblings"


They came at me from left field...
I want to bang my head and start all over.
Who do they think they are!!
I want to know who the rat is and why now?
Don't they realize I'm dealing with a difficult situation...
Ah, the nit picking begins and they bleed me dry.
Bastards!!
If you have a rant and a rambling of your own..make it 55 words and go and see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All.

Friday, January 7, 2011

FFF-55 "The End of the World...as we know it."

Joey: Hey, did you know the world will end in May?

Mairy: No. Where did you get that?

Joey: Some religious kook said so...

Mairy: Well, then I guess I better have a big party with all my friends!

Joey: And then what?

Mairy: Get my VISA and go shopping , of course!

Joey: Of course...


If you have your own apocalyptic 55 then go see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and let him know you exist...before it's too late!

Friday, December 10, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "The Missing Ring"


Mrs. Tidwell was in a cheery mood, which was not always the case.
Today she was putting up decorations for the holiday.
As she searched in the box, she discovered the ring.
It was given to her by Simon, her first love.
He never returned from the War.
Mrs. Tidwell knew this would be a special holiday!
If you have a 55 of your own...take it out of your box and go over and show the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All.

Friday, December 3, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "The Party"

The divorce party starts tomorrow night.
Just a little celebration to say good riddance
and hello new world.

Many friends will gather together to help Mary
ride the wave of freedom.

Freedom from any more emotional pain and strife.
The cackling hens offering advise and chocolate.

Secretly hoping Mary would put on some
more weight!

FFF 55 is sponsored by G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

To all my Blog friends out there in BlogLand, Have a safe, healthy and Happy Thanksgiving!



Friday, November 19, 2010

Flash fiction Friday 55 - "Ode to a Suitcase"

Time to bring you out my friend for another adventure to share.
I'll take good care to roll and tuck my pants, shirts, and
underwear.
You won't resist my every twist, to turn and fit one more pair
of shoes, I'll probably never wear.
I zip you up...
Handle up...
Time to roll and Go!
If you have your own 55 roll on over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and be sure to visit the other 55ers!

Friday, November 12, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "Reds Recycling Again"

Some called her the "Red Fox", others
called her a whore and some, crazy.

So what if she was married nine times!
She was now thinking of going
back to number seven!!

Her current husband was such a bore.
He was a cad and a lier.

It was time to develop a plan of attack!

If you have your own 55 go on over to visit the G-man and let him know...at Mr. Know-It-All!

Friday, November 5, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "Hope"

This 55 is dedicated to my students that will graduate tonight! I'm very proud of them all...
They walked across the stage beaming
It took 14 months to get here, but was well
worth the struggle.

Every week night, sitting in the class, backs stiff, eyes dozing and
minds wandering...But certain words snapped them back to attention.

Here's to their better future...
Cash in their pockets...respect.
They finally made it!!

If you have your own celebratory 55 then go and check in with the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and have your own celebration!

Friday, October 29, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "Pumpkin Patch"

When the witches go riding, and Black Cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
'tis near Halloween.
-Author Unknown-

HAVE A GREAT HALLOWEEN AND DON'T TAKE ANY APPLES!
(my55 Below)


It was time to go visit the Pumpkin Patch again,
but I didn't mind, because we would find some
large pumpkins and that meant PIE!

As my dad pulled the car out of the driveway
he informed us that this year we would wear
something special for our HUNT!

Thanks DAD...HuGE SkeLeTon HEADs!!

Go fly on over to see the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All and tell him you have a 55...

Friday, October 15, 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - "Lickity Split"

I watched him lick at his vanilla ice cream cone...
Erotic thoughts danced in my head.

Walking back to my car he started a conversation.
Small talk...Lovely day - not many clouds in the sky.
Bye for now!

Erotic thoughts and fantasies bubbled forth...
Oh well, I thought, as I sucked on my vanilla shake!


If you have any words bubbling up inside your head, jot them down and go tell the G-Man at Mr. Know-It-All.